Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
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this is the best one go home
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‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
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some-people-call-it-war-crime:
Sleeping with gays
Bring me the gays
Asking gays
of gays & men
Pierce the gays
The gays wear prada
blessthegays
we came as gays
the gays in you
avenged gays
green gays
my gays romance
all time gays
A Gay to remember
Memphis Gay Fire
I see gays
One Direction
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One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
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ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS
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Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
She like Fuck yeah I’m a bad bitch you ain’t got shit on my titties
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